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Just because it’s pasta with meat sauce….

Doesn’t mean it’s fucking Bolognese. I picked up some pasta from a spot downtown this evening (won’t put them on blast) and this was some bum shit. Taco Bell style ground beef, tomato sauce and over cooked “house made” pasta. Bolognese...

Gordon Ramsay’s “Perfect” Burger

Someone sent me this link the other day via email. It’s hard to believe but people still get salty about my “why your burger sucks” post. I guess the anonymous sender wanted to inform me of how Gordon Ramsay cooks a perfect burger, and since he has...

Tokyo Dreams: Part 1

As soon as you leave the airport, Tokyo crashes upon you like a giant, simulated wave. Row upon row of concrete giants, bustling thoroughfares and perfectly aligned trees will have you questioning reality and what human existence really means. Certain experiences...

If you wait for the perfect time…

You’ll be waiting forever. The perfect time to break up. The perfect time to take that vacation. The perfect time to bring that idea to market. The list goes on and on, as well as the excuses, and at the end of it all what are you left with? Time lost. Moments...

Things i like about San Francisco in no particular order.

Driving down Geary in the Richmond on Christmas Morning. Walking the streets of Telegraph Hill during sunset. Breakfast noodles at Yin Du in Chinatown. Starting or finishing the night at Black Horse London Pub in Cow Hollow. Attempting to wait less than an hour for an...

The Fear of Success

“It’s not about the money.” “I don’t care about the fame.” “Recognition isn’t important to me.” Too often we hear and utter these words in hopes of convincing ourselves and others that this is somehow...

I found you, miss new Budae. A.k.a. Gettin’ Jiggae with it.

Long before Roy Choi, Seoul Sausage or the millennial corn cheese craze was the original Korean/American hybrid.  A post Korean war stew that was born out of scarcity, Budae Jiggae (budae = Army, Jiggae = stew) is a true hustler’s entree that appropriated...

Why your burger probably sucks and how to fix it.

I’m a 28 year old, American born white boy who grew up in the 90’s. Between Blockbuster video and Ninja turtles i have consumed many a burger. You could say I know a thing or two about meat and buns (no pun intended). A lot of “chefs” these...